ABOUT MINION

Welcome to Minion With A Pinion! If it’s messy, controversial, or just plain ridiculous, I’m here to expose the truth. Whether it’s political scandals, celebrity gossip, or the latest binge-worthy drama, I’ll break it all down so you can laugh, cry, or just shake your head in disbelief. It’s a dirty job, but hey, somebody’s gotta do it—and if it gives you a chuckle along the way, then my work here is done.

Now, about me—I’m David, the seafood-loving, truth-seeking artist behind all the chaos. When I’m not digging into corruption or spilling tea, I enjoy long, romantic walks on the beach (just me and the waves, baby) and simple picnics in the park. Sounds like a dating profile, right? But sorry, I’m already in a committed relationship… with exposing nonsense.

Oh, and I’m also a twin! My sister is facing some health challenges right now, so keep her in your prayers—she’s my rock and my biggest inspiration.

So, buckle up and stick around. Things are about to get messy in the most entertaining way possible!