“It has been an entertaining in some respects [this evening]. It has been testing in others,” said Constable Mezbourian summing up. And when the effervescent Constable Mezbourian looks drained you know it has indeed been testing.
It was a miserable evening outside the St Lawrence Parish hall, the cold driving rain contrasting with the sun and relative heat of Helsinki where I’ve been the past few days. Nevertheless, it takes more than rain to stop the Parishioners of St Lawrence who must have decided that in a choice between watching Big Brother and hearing political speeches about Big Brother, that the latter might be more entertaining.
One of the unofficial contests in an election is for best Parish Hustings. For this the aforementioned Constable pulled out all the stops. Here’s how I think she scored. Points for having a table set up with tea and biscuits for the whole audience (St Peter put on food too, but in a private anteroom known only to the initiated); points too for controlling the meeting - Gino Risoli was told to sit down about five times as he over-ran his allotted time; points lost for overrunning on the meeting time and allowing an extra question, which was asked by Deputy Tadier, who has enough opportunity to put forward his views without a Parish hustings.
For the candidates themselves this war of attrition is almost over. Some have quite obviously almost given up. For others, the finish line is close, but as they run towards it, they know that others are right on their shoulder, each capable of a final sprint.
Philip Maguire was first to speak and in case anyone didn’t read it in the JEP repeated his quote from the St Clement Hustings that he’s already told supporters he has no chance of getting elected. He’s honest, I’ll give him that.
His talk pointed to the twin pillars of influence which have overshadowed Jersey elections for many years. Firstly his concession quote has been published in the JEP, which is read by around 85% of the local population, and perhaps 100% of the voters. They more or less declared at the beginning of this campaign that they think Francis le Gresley will win because he is nice (Mr le Gresley has many merits as a candidate, being nice is one of them, but it is a backhanded compliment for the JEP to suggest that if he is elected it will merely be because islanders vote for name recognition).
Secondly, Philip highlighted that Honest Nev the bookie has given him odds of 14/1 to win the election. The odds aren’t bad, but he ain’t a thoroughbred. Honest Nev is a Jersey legend whose election odds are studiously checked by the candidates in every local election. In times past I have seen otherwise sane candidates look forlorn at bad odds, unwilling to believe that a bookmaker’s art, in this instance at least, has as much scientific rigour as the Daily Mirror horoscope. But since lots of people read the Daily Mirror readers of this blog will probably want to know that the three favourites are apparently Patrick Ryan (5-2), Francis le Gresley (7-4) and Stuart Syvret (2-1). If anyone knows the full list of odds, please write a comment as I cannot find them on the web.
Another candidate who has given up is Nick le Cornu who has stopped talking about winning and is instead using the time productively to promote Time 4 Change’s next protest on 19 June. “Whatever your grievance, no matter how small, come and show this government what you think of them,” he said. Or, in other words, ”Freedom for Tooting”.
Peter Remon-Worral meanwhile spent his opening speech promoting the merits of Messers Le Cornu, Southern, le Gresley and Syvret. Perhaps his candidacy is a plot by the ‘progressives’ to get extra time to talk about their policies? Anyway he was shamelessly heckled by a Parishioner who felt that he was wasting her time by being there. He is wasting no-ones time and has every right to stand in this election. He is, as Nick le Cornu quite rightfully said, “the voice of the real Jerseyman in hard times.” Peter is a simple gardener, a political research student, and may not have all the answers, but he does have legitimate questions. Like why does States outsourcing mean he loses a job? Why are dentistry fees too high for some islanders to afford? Why will some States tenants have no chance to ever buy their homes? Tonight he published his manifesto finally, a simple, handwritten black and white page of A4 with a list of 12 things he’d like and is signature at the end. We ignore voices like his at our peril.
Gino Risoli might have given up, but it’s quite hard to understand what he’s talking about at the best of times. “The reason I am here…” he said in summing up, then paused and scratched his head. Finally, a moment of introspection from the great man. Vote Risoli on 16th June if you want honesty and transparency. It’s that simple people. If we don’t, then we’re idiots. Right? Get it? Vote for Gino and, “our society will crumble like communism did. But not in a bad way.” Alrighty then…
Ex-Senator Syvret has definitely not given up. Why would he? He is after all Honest Nev’s favourite. “No other States member would have forced this election,” he said again tonight. Well it has cost £30,000 of public money, plus the £22,000 he took in salary whilst in London, so let’s hope the public appreciate the opportunity to have their say on Jersey’s culture of conspiracy. Maybe they would have preferred schoolchildren being able to visit Durrell this year (£33,000), the loss of which is another nail in the coffin of one of our prime tourist attractions.
Deputy Southern, the self-proclaimed “busy bee” will also never give up. Tonight he set out why Jersey is, relative to other jurisdictions, not in dire straights. Jersey’s deficit represents 1.6% of GDP. The UK deficit is equivalent to 12% of GDP, in the US it is 9% and in Japan it is 6%. Net government expenditure in Jersey represents 17% of GDP. In Guernsey it is 22% and in the Isle of Man it is 33%. This, he argued, is evidence that we should stop the efficiency cuts. Humbly, I suggest he is wrong and that the economies he cites all simply have bigger problems than us, but all recognise that they must shrink public spending back in line with tax receipts. Besides, Deputy Southern already has a job, good as he is at it, he does not need a fresh mandate in order to force yet another bi-election.
Deputy Southern’s view of the world is diametrically opposed to Gerard Baudains who suggests we will be bankrupt in five years. He got a big clap tonight for his savage cuts agenda. I’m not sure at the end of the day though it will transfer into votes.
Another to get a big clap was that nice Mr le Gresley. And why not, he is a good candidate with (mostly) sensible policies. Perhaps also the crowd wanted to cheer him up after he was forced to deny rumours perpetrated, he said, by Stuart Syvret’s supporters (who them? never). Firstly, he is not a mason (does that line really work in this day and age? They’ll be accusing him of being a Jehova’s Witness next). Secondly, his job at the Citizens Advice Bureau is not at threat and he will retire (unless elected) in June 2011. Every candidate will be subject to gossip from other candidates and their supporters. That’s politics, and that’s life. It’s a shame to see it getting to Francis, who will need thicker skin when, sooner or later, he enters the Big House.
And finally to Patrick Ryan (who, just for the record, I’m supporting). He used his opening remarks to bemoan the difficulty in staying positive during an election when one candidate is suggesting that our island is a den of iniquity. Patrick is a genuinely proud Jerseyman, positive about our island. “Do not let us be a laughing stock again,” he concluded in a plea to voters to “listen to your head as well as your heart.” A vote for patrick is a vote for fiscal stability, protection of the vulnerable, support for teachers, doctors and nurses and the creation of new jobs. You heard it here first.
There were some good questions tonight.
Jason Cronin, a parishioner and Branch Secretary of the Jersey Nursing Association asked what candidates thought about proposed strikes and how they might deal with the issues differently.
Several of the candidates, led by Patrick Ryan, highlighted that the teachers strike is less about pay than about conditions.
Deputy Southern though pointed out that a maths teacher in the audience last night had calculated that his salary had been reduced in real terms by 20% in ten years (which if true is a scandal). Stuart Syvret said that people in Jersey expect a high level of education and healthcare which means we must remunerate effectively.
Jenny Cartwright from Bel Royal then asked candidates views on diabetes sufferers being singled out to pay for their medicine as part of the first round of efficiency savings.
Predictably candidates decried cuts in the Health budget. “Even Mrs Thatcher didn’t go to these extremes,” said Peter-Remon-Worral reading his notes. “This is what we might expect from a group of accountants who cannot balance the books.” Where had I heard that before? “He seems to have been writing down my speeches,” said Stuart Syvret. Ah yes, that was it. The progressive wing of this election is turning into a love in.
Dick Mahy asked how candidates see Jersey developing in the next five years when diversification from the finance industry will be vital.
Candidates agreed that diversification is essential with several suggesting ideas for new industries including Stuart Syvret (an international arts festival), Nick le Cornu & Gerard Baudains (tourism generally), Francis ke Gresley (open up the Tourism Development Fund to private companies), Patrick Ryan (use the stabilisation fund to support tourism and increase Economic Development Grants by five times) and Philip Maguire (create a sovereign wealth fund).
Vanessa Nash asked if a financial ombudsman is really necessary.
All agreed that it is necessary, with Francis le Gresley pointing out that he sat on a working party to draft legislation for the ombudsman scheme 12 years ago. Geoff Southern suggested that the scheme should be funded by the financial services industry. Patrick Ryan, who used to have political responsibility for the Jersey Financial Services Commission, said that he feels that the best way to pay will be through the bank licensing system.
Nick, another parishioner, asked whether the Bailiff should be President of the House
This split candidates with most arguing that he shouldn’t. Interestingly Patrick Ryan and Gerard Baudains (ex-politicians both) argued that he should stay in the House, with Mr Baudains saying that a speaker elected from politicians would effectively disenfranchise that person’s supporters. Mr Syvret agreed that an elected speaker should not be a politician, but argued that Jersey needs a judiciary which is seen to be independent from political control and that the job of chairing the House could be done by anyone, and indeed is ably done by the States Greffier on many occasions already.
Paul Marr then asked who among the candidates might make the best Minister for Children. I’m sure Mr Marr was also a resident of St Brelade, but maybe he moved mid-election…
Francis le Gresley was quick to understand the question and acknowledge that of course Mr Syvret is the candidate with the best credentials for the role. There would though, he pointed out, be two problems with Mr Syvret being Children’s Minister. Firstly, he said, no senior civil servant will want to work with him and secondly he won’t be an elected politician. That got a good laugh. So did Mr Syvret’s response when he pointed out that working with senior civil servants won’t be a problem as job one for him as Children’s Minister would be to sack the lot of them.
Other speakers questioned whether we need a Children’s Minister. Patrick Ryan argued that the so-called ’corporate parent’ role of Home Affairs, Education and Health & Social Services means that children’s care gets the attention of three departments rather than a single person. That doesn’t work in practice, pointed out Deputy Southern, and it doesn’t work because the ministers from those departments – who included Mr Syvret at one point – rarely met. He said that the independent insight from the newly formed Jersey Child Protection Committee and regular checks by the Scottish executive are improving matters.
Graham Roberts continued the theme asking whether candidates support the creation of a sex offenders register (they do) and whether they would publicly publish the names and addresses of those on it (they wouldn’t).
Finally, as we passed the nine thirty projected finish, Deputy Tadier felt compelled to ask the views of candidates on 11k residents.
This again split the candidates with Geoff Southern leading the charge for these residents to pay ’progressive’ taxation(which means high for the sake of clarity). He was supported by Stuart Syvret, Peter Remon-Worral and Philip Maguire. Patrick Ryan put the counter-argument that 11ks can live anywhere in the world and so we must compete on tax deals because they support local charities and businesses. Francis le Gresley and Gerard Baudains agreed, but said that they should be subject to more regular reviews of their tax affairs.
Tonight was a largely well-mannered affair between candidates, but not as much with the audience. At the end we were treated to a bizarre exchange when a member of the audience questioned whether one of the questions was planted to benefit a specific candidate. That audience member was then attacked by Nick le Cornu who suggested he is a trouble maker and supports sex offenders. Even for Mr le Cornu that seemed a bit strong. He can hardly be surprised that the incandescent man tried to defend himself whilst the Constable tried to restore order.
Exchanges like that are unseemly, but at least they make things interesting. I’ve said it before and will do so again – best free entertainment in the island. Tell your friends.